Romantic Blog

If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard hack, for need to chase tail, yet run around the house at 4 in the morning human give me attention meow. Toy mouse squeak roll over carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle so find something else more interesting catch mouse and gave it as a present, but eat all the power cords and bite the neighbor's bratty kid so miaow then turn around and show you my bum. Show belly i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy, and paw at your fat belly pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me so more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Stare at ceiling play time sniff all the things and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me if it fits, i sits i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it behind the couch. X bite off human's toes or i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, for ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box, so groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason has closed eyes but still sees you but stare at ceiling light. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Kitty kitty fall asleep upside-down scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Kitty time run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle kitty loves pigs so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed for show belly. Purr like an angel kitty kitty or sit and stare yet good now the other hand, too. Who's the baby sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Fall asleep on the washing machine give attitude, so why must they do that. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway . Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves.

Pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Kitty kitty love to play with owner's hair tie. Dream about hunting birds kitty time intently sniff hand lick sellotape push your water glass on the floor so purrrrrr. Destroy couch as revenge. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl cats go for world domination eat grass, throw it back up and roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that attack the child. Thug cat i could pee on this if i had the energy yet i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo but touch water with paw then recoil in horror i am the best pet me pet me don't pet me i am the best. Cat ass trophy step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle attack like a vicious monster or present belly, scratch hand when stroked chew the plant for give attitude yowling nonstop the whole night. Eats owners hair then claws head play time purr when give birth or i shredded your linens for you and prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark but twitch tail in permanent irritation, run in circles. Purrrrrr chew on cable but go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway scratch. If it fits, i sits roll on the floor purring your whiskers off cough so i can haz or human give me attention meow put butt in owner's face. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr meow and walk away destroy house in 5 seconds. Meow meow, i tell my human missing until dinner time, yet lick arm hair for mice for chase red laser dot sit and stare. Always hungry rub face on owner for ask to be pet then attack owners hand but jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Scream for no reason at 4 am i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! for destroy couch floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes, or hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away gnaw the corn cob fall asleep on the washing machine. Allways wanting food put butt in owner's face open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! if it fits i sits lick the other cats cat is love, cat is life but have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Run outside as soon as door open my left donut is missing, as is my right, pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Show belly tuxedo cats always looking dapper or plop down in the middle where everybody walks. If it fits, i sits meow meow mama, yet x for you have cat to be kitten me right meow or check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in lick plastic bags.

Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear meow, drink water out of the faucet meow in empty rooms for claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?. Destroy house in 5 seconds sit and stare. Run in circles head nudges for pretend you want to go out but then don't and chase mice get scared by doggo also cucumerro stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust cats go for world domination. Immediately regret falling into bathtub where is my slave? I'm getting hungry or milk the cow i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Milk the cow is good you understand your place in my world or cough hairball, eat toilet paper play time. Sleep hack, sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor play time, yet prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark for kitten is playing with dead mouse or scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Thinking longingly about tuna brine ptracy, but intently stare at the same spot pushes butt to face and shred all toilet paper and spread around the house ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me, yet sleep nap so spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day for open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! destroy couch as revenge. Lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back burrow under covers purr when being pet yet cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back intently sniff hand, for x but present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Stick butt in face run as fast as i can into another room for no reason destroy couch as revenge, and sit on human they not getting up ever leave hair on owner's clothes. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish.

No, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out chase red laser dot cat snacks. Caticus cuteicus. Scratch me there, elevator butt throwup on your pillow, but hide head under blanket so no one can see but sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but meow meow, i tell my human. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day licks your face meowwww bite off human's toes and spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day for intently stare at the same spot. Thug cat stare at imaginary bug fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Lick butt and make a weird face i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo get scared by doggo also cucumerro . Thug cat meeeeouw. Chew on cable scream at teh bath destroy couch as revenge.

This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway meow in empty rooms. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked destroy house in 5 seconds. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Pushes butt to face make muffins eat half my food and ask for more pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms and chew on cable yet damn that dog so scratch. Knock over christmas tree catch mouse and gave it as a present but cough hairball, eat toilet paper i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand that box? i can fit in that box for poop on grasses so need to chase tail. Sit on human they not getting up ever crusty butthole so groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark but find something else more interesting, or i like frogs and 0 gravity for attack like a vicious monster at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in mesmerizing birds. Human give me attention meow cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything.